life is but a dream

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:44:37 -0400

futuristicninja: A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:42:13 -0400

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

internetexplorers: meangrl: internetexplorers: be careful dont trip over my dick you’re a 16...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:39:10 -0400

internetexplorers:

meangrl:

internetexplorers:

be careful dont trip over my dick

you’re a 16 year old girl….

i forgot

interviewer: "Why do you want this job?"

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:18:30 -0400

interviewer: "Why do you want this job?"
me: "Well you see...pokemon X&Y are only coming out on the 3DS"

OMG

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:17:03 -0400

OMG

basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:52:45 -0400

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:51:58 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:50:59 -0400

civilisationsofpurethought: thesickestjokes: I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:12:33 -0400

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

unfortunatebassist: I know what I want for my birthday I WANNA...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:51:27 -0400

unfortunatebassist:

I know what I want for my birthday

I WANNA HEAR IT FLUSH

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:50:54 -0400

bullshit-time:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:49:51 -0400

bullshit-time:

dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:12:09 -0400

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

i think ill skip the spider trees…

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:46:51 -0400

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

fasterfood: dont talk to me when i have headphones on “but u always have headphones on” well look...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:07:20 -0400

fasterfood:

dont talk to me when i have headphones on

“but u always have headphones on”

well look who’s catching on

sideless: wisteri: psuedonam: logoside: Tips and homespun for...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:05:04 -0400

sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming. So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

manhatingmermaid: Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:03:33 -0400

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

coelasquid:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:57:17 -0400

coelasquid:

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:24:01 -0400

itseasytoremember: ironpatriotisstupid: tickingtimelord: squirtle-stahp: ryanroasts: HELLO BOYS...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:23:40 -0400

itseasytoremember:

ironpatriotisstupid:

tickingtimelord:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY