life is but a dream

internetexplorers:

meangrl:

internetexplorers:

be careful dont trip over my dick

you’re a 16 year old girl….

i forgot

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

fasterfood:

dont talk to me when i have headphones on

“but u always have headphones on”

well look who’s catching on

itseasytoremember:

ironpatriotisstupid:

tickingtimelord:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY