current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durrara
(via unfortunatebassist)
Source: polterghast
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Source: oldprickbitches
Source: futuristicninja
be careful dont trip over my dick
you’re a 16 year old girl….
i forgot
(via werm-whole-skwerm)
Source: internetexplorers
- interviewer: "Why do you want this job?"
- me: "Well you see...pokemon X&Y are only coming out on the 3DS"
OMG
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
Source: maarkhoppus
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.are you satan
(via woundupatyourdoor)
Source: thesickestjokes
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